Q: What's the
definition of perfect
pitch?
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching
the
sides.
BakerAdrianYg
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hunchback
Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!"
BishopTiburongB
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
today. Would you like to
take
your pick?
Son-in-law: No thanks.
I'll just use the hammer.
LamonteChannLP
What's the difference between an elephant
and
a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an
elephant !
OferUdolfJW
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised - your
dad's bald!
LinddunMaeleachlainnVK
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to check it 100
times, one for each watt.
WessleyRaedfordKI
What do you call a witch that stays out all
night?
A fresh air freak.
FritzroyStanwaykG
Policeman: I suppose
you're going
to tell me you weren't speeding.
Motorist: I was speeding all right,
but I was testing you to see if you
were paying attention.
AbhinabhasCronanOJ
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Broken Bungee Barbie
...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
JephthahTeppomv
After the fall in
Garden of Eden, Adam
was walking with his sons Cain and
Abel. They passed by the ruins of
the Garden of Eden. One of the boys
asked, "What's that?" Adam
replied, "Boys, that's where your
mother ate
us out of house and
home."
NorwoodChulwZ