Teri Hatcher:
Teri Hatcher
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Information:
Name: Teri Hatcher
Born: 1964-12-08
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2007), Access Hollywood (2005), Rachael Ray (2007), The View (2004), Karen's Song (1987)
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get something to remember her by.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo
and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."
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How many psychologists does
it take
to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when
it's ready.
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Customer: I thought the
meals here were
supposed to be like mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She
couldn't cook either.
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
start
with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time?
Young
player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
meetings.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your
face."
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam
!
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
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